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Entered By: Mark
Entry Date: 2008-12-04 13:38:18
Subject: Introducing *Spa of Honduras*
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or *Honduras Waistline Reduction Program* or *Honduras Fat Farm* or *Honduras Hog Farm* (We're still working on the name.) Last week Paula noticed a Yahoo Headline stating that fat men are visiting China to lose weight. All kinds of money is spent losing weight, so we figured it would be a good idea to help Americans lose those extra holiday pounds and help the children here at the same time. And we can do this all at a discounted rate for our avid readers, just mention the name "Honduras Hog Farm" after we greet you at the airport. We don't want to give away all of our trade secrets, but here is how the program works: You visit our farm, where we cook you delectable dishes for you such as: cold red beans cold corn tortillas fresh vegetables tap water You can eat as much of the food as you want, which will probably amount to half a plate a day. Thereafter, we will supply all the hygienic paper you'll need, but every roll after the first complimentary roll will cost you a mere $100 (this is how we raise money for the home). The most reliable transportation here is a good pair of sneakers, so our exercise program is included at no extra charge (bring your own sneakers). You are also free to indulge at the local Wendy's, so long as you do not remove the lettuce and tomato from your burger. Thereafter, you will be returned promptly to your own private bathroom along with a fresh new roll of hygienic paper. If you absolutely, positively do not lose a pound a day, we will return you to the airport at no charge. I repeat, no charge. We will not be held responsible for death by bacteria. Kind regards,      Management      Honduras Hog Farm
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re: Introducing *Spa of Honduras*  by Stephanie Price on Thursday December 04, 2008
re: Introducing *Spa of Honduras*  by Lauren Rutter on Thursday December 04, 2008
re: Introducing *Spa of Honduras*  by Mike Jones on Thursday December 04, 2008
re: Introducing *Spa of Honduras*  by Adam Stockin on Thursday December 04, 2008
     re: Introducing *Spa of Honduras*  by Mark on Thursday December 04, 2008




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